The past three days, I've had a bloody nose. But the term "bloody nose" does not even begin to describe the amount of blood loss that I have undergone. Suffice it to say, it looks like my home has undergone a small massacre.
So, I went to the doctor today. And, the diagnosis was: my nose is "fried"
My jovial practitioner thus prescribed me some nose spray and.....KY Jelly.
He made it into a joke, and wrote on the tube:
Not for internal use, and told me that I'm "bound to get married some day"
?!?
Oh, awkward.
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